The Broken Moose

1) Are you really for 125 questions? 2) Was your last real relationship a mistake? 3) Do you believe in God? 4) Who did you last say, "I love you" to? 5) Do you regret it? 6) Have you ever been depressed? 7) Have a best friend? 8) Are you a boy or girl? 9) What is your relationship status? 10) How do you want to die? 11) What did you last eat? 12) Played any sports? 13) Do you bite your nails? 14) When was your last physical fight? 15) Do you have an attitude? 16) Ever been arrested? 17) What is your real name? 18) Do you have a lot of friends? 19) Are you going get drunk later? 20) Do you hate anyone at this moment? 21) Do you miss someone? 22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? 23) Do you tan a lot? 24) Have any pets? 25) How exactly are you feeling? 26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? 27) Ever made out in the bathroom? 28) Would you take any of your exes back? 29) Are you scared of spiders? 30) Would you go back in time...

1 Favourite film of all time? THX1138 (1971) 2 Favourite scene from this film? When he sees the sun for the first time 3 Favourite action film? Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 4 Favourite thriller film? Silence of the Lambs (1991) 5 Favourite psychological film? Seven (1995) 6 Favourite comedy film? Blazing Saddles (1974) 7 Favourite scene from this film? When he whips out the proclamation 8 Favourite “dark humour” or “black comedy” film? Little Sister (2016) 9 Funniest scene from this film? When the kid asks if they are monsters 10 Favourite horror film? Psycho (1960) 11 Favourite animated film? WALL-E (2008) 12 Favourite short film? The Gunfighter (2014) 13 Favourite romance film? The Princess Bride (1987) 14 Favourite biographical film? Lawrence of Arabia (1962) 15 Favourite drama film? Schindler’s List (1993) 16 Favourite music-themed film? The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 17 Favourite mystery film? Rear Window (1954) 18 Favourite sci-fi film? Metropolis (1927) 19 Fav...

1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session? 2. Have you ever had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? 3. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)? 4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbours commented or complained? 5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? 6. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story? 7. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? 8. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? 9. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not married to? 10. Have you ever had sex with someone who’s married to someone else? 11. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two people—MMF? MFF? 12. Have you ever had anal sex? 13. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug? 14. Have you ever been told you’re dirty because of the things you say? 15. Have you ever gotten really turned on...

1 Have you ever slept naked? 2 Have you ever masturbated? 3 What’s your bra size, or dick length? 4 Where was your first time? 5 Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person? 6 Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? 7 Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? 8 What’s your greatest fantasy? 9 Would you suck on anyone’s toes? 10 Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? 11 Would you have sex there? 12 How old were you the first time? 13 Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex? 14 What do you think the sexiest fruit is? 15 Would you ever have an orgy with the same-sex? 16 What and who turns you on? 17 Have your hands ever been down anyone’s pants? 18 What superstar would you have sex with? 19 Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? 20 Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian? 21 Have you ever made a guy get hard? 22 Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? 23 Would you rather be cute or sex...

1) Last thing you put in your mouth that was not food or drink? 2) Was your last real relationship a mistake? 3) Do you believe in God? 4) Who did you last say "I love you" to? 5) Do you regret it? 6) Have you ever been depressed? 7) Have a best friend? 8) Are you a boy or girl? 9) What is your relationship status? 10) How do you want to die? 11) What did you last eat? 12) Played any sports? 13) Do you bite your nails? 14) When was your last physical fight? 15) Do you have an attitude? 16) Ever been arrested? 17) What is your real name? 18) Do you have a lot of friends? 19) Are you gonna get drunk later? 20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? 21) Do you miss someone? 22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? 23) Do you tan a lot? 24) Have any pets? 25) How exactly are you feeling? 26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? 27) Ever made out in the bathroom? 28) Would you take any of your exes back? 29) Are you scared of spiders? 30) ...

1 Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 2 Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3 A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4 Something that never fails to make you horny: 5 Where is one place you would never have sex: 6 The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ 7 Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8 What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: 9 What is the fastest way to make you horny: 10 Top or bottom? 11 We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 12 Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 13 Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 14 Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 15 Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: 16 Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with...